Monday, May 11, 2009

The Stoogettes, or Why Not Me?

As long-time readers of my website know, there are plenty of women out there who not only LIKE the Three Stooges, they totally IDENTIFY with them.

Who among us hasn't had a day when she feels like Moe - surrounded by idiots?

Or Larry, who TOTALLY understood the trauma of the Bad Hair Day?



Or Curly, often misjudged because of his weight, even though he was a LOVELY dancer!



Yes, we women have a LOT in common with the Three Stooges!

So why this constant insistence by misguided males like Randy Fiedler of the Waco Tribune that we don't?

I say it's time for a new Three Stooges movie. But unlike
the Farrelly Brothers, I have a vision for something even greater:

The Stoogettes!!!

Yes, that's right - a brand new Three Stooges movie with an all-FEMALE cast!

Why not? I've already picked out two of the leads - and have a modest proposal for the third.

All of which I'll reveal - next week! Nyuk nyuk!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Susan Boyle: The Revenge of Hyacinth Bucket!



Wow, Stooges fans and others - have you seen this video of Susan Boyle yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-KiGva9dV4

If not, go ahead and watch - I'll wait.

[thumbs twiddling]

Oh, you're back? Great! Well, wipe the tears from your face, and tell me if that isn't the most WONDERFUL thing you've seen in a long time? Because I know it sure is for me!

I have watched that video so many times I've lost count - and I always, ALWAYS cry at that wonderful moment when the music comes up, Susan begins to sing, and the jaws start dropping!

Which made me think - one of the reasons people may have been skeptical about Susan being a good singer (before she opened her mouth!) is that she bears a striking resemblance (IMHO) to one Hyacinth Bucket:



So when the judges saw her, they were sort of primed to react like Emmett - as were we all!

But Susan, wonderful Susan, proved to be Hyacinth's Revenge!

See, there's this idea that us horizontally challenged women over a certain age are just naturally objects of ridicule. Of course it's unfair. But it's the way things are.

Until now!

Susan, you did it! When you broke through that wall of contempt and made that audience your own, you did it for all of us Hyacinth Buckets* out there!

THANK YOU!!!

(* Sorry - that's BOUQUET!)

Monday, April 6, 2009

How the Internet Works

For those who, like my dad, wonder just how this Internet thingy works, as far as finding any useful information at all - here's what happened during the space of about half an hour, last Friday:

I was reading this thread at the MobileRead forum about a new book by Joss Whedon. I didn't really know who he is, so I Googled him and got his Wikipedia entry.

Among other things, it said he was an atheist. For whatever reason, that made me think of Antony Flew, the atheist philosopher who became a deist. So I navigated to Antony Flew's Wiki page.

At the bottom, there was a link to a section called "Former atheists and agnostics". I was surprised to see Ted Turner listed there, as I hadn't heard anything about his converting. But sure 'nuff, his Wiki page says that he's "made peace with organized religion, prayed to God daily, and had joined with the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod and the United Methodist Church to fight malaria.[11] ", so there!

And of course, I remembered that his wife, Jane Fonda, had had a much more well-known conversion to Christianity. So I clicked on Jane's link.

And since "Nine to Five" is the movie I know her best from, I clicked on that link and, among other things, read about the short-lived TV series, in which an actress named Valerie Curtin had played Jane's role of "Judy Bernly".

Valerie Curtin's link gave a little more info about the TV series - specifically, that during the third season, James Komack took over as executive producer.

Well, gee, I remember James Komack very well! See, when I was 12 years old, I had a HUGE crush on the late, great Bill Bixby, but came close to getting a crush on Jimmy Komack as well, when I saw him as "Norman" in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father".

So naturally, I clicked on James Komack's link, and was a bit surprised to read the following:


Komack was widely believed to be the illegitimate son of Milton Berle. In his autobiography, Berle describes an encounter with the producer of a hit 1970's show, (probably Welcome Back Kotter) and got pitched for a role in another series (probably "The Man" in Chico in the Man). Berle said he didn't know the guy already had a hit show and was probably trying to hustle him to get a leg up as a producer. He wrote that it wasn't until later that he learned that this was the illegitimate son whom he had pined for ever since he'd had an affair with a would-be movie starlet back in the 1920s. By the time he came around, the role was cast with someone else - probably Jack Albertson.

Uh … EXCUSE ME?

See, I actually read Milton Berle's tell-all-but-don't-use-any-real-names autobiography, which was published in 1975. Though I was just a slip of a goil (nyuk nyuk!), I remember quite very well Uncle Miltie's story about his fling with a beautiful starlet who got pregnant, dumped him, and married someone else, allowing Milton's son to be passed off as his.

Miltie (and his ghost writer, Haskel Frankel) went to great pains to disguise the identities of everyone involved, but apparently whoever wrote the Wiki entry did some excellent detective work, or at least is one hell of a good guesser.

Now ever since I read Berle's book, I wondered if I'd ever find out who his mystery son was. When he died, in 2002, there was a little talk about it, but it didn't go anywhere. His adoptive son, Billy Berle, wrote a really disgusting and almost unreadable bio of his dad which shed no light on the subject at all. And after that, no one really seemed interested anymore.

I found a couple of photos of the gentlemen in question:







I can see a resemblance - can you? It seems plausible to me!

And that, Dad, is how you find information on the Internet!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Tired of all those "very special episodes" of ER?

Here's the antidote!



Nyuk nyuk! Thanks, on Youtube!
MinisodeNetwork at Youtube!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Zen Moe-an

While reading the following ancient parable in Alan Watts' "The Way of Zen" (1957, Pantheon Books) I was suddenly enlightened:

The Stooges were Zen masters!

Don't believe me? Read it for yourself:

On one occasion Moe and Curly were out for a walk, when they saw some wild geese flying past.

"What are they?" asked Moe.

"They're wild geese," said Curly.

"Where are they going?" demanded Moe.

Curly replied, "They've already flown away."

Suddenly Moe grabbed Curly by the nose and twisted it so that he cried out in pain.

"How," shouted Moe, "could they ever have flown away?"

This was the moment of Curly's awakening.


(It'd sure wake ME up, nyuk nyuk!)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Farrelly Brothers and MGM making new Stooges movie!

WOW! A new Three Stooges movie is in the works over at MGM - and produced by the (in)famous Farrelly brothers!

Now, this could be really good ... or really awful.

Kinda like that Gawdawful Kevin James movie, "Mall Cop" (shudder), which I VERY reluctantly plugged back on the old side ... and really wish I hadn't).

So ... we'll see!

I do kinda like the idea that it's not another biography of the Guys, like the one produced by Mel Gibson back in 2000.

Which was actually pretty good. So I see no reason to reinvent the wheel. (Unless you just have nothing better to do - always a possibility in this economy!)

So good luck, Farrellys! We hardcore, never-say-diet Stooges fans wish you only the best!

Just don't blow it, knuckleheads!!!

Welcome to the Stoogeswoman's Blog!

Hi, friends and neighbors! As you may or may not know, my name is Christine Lehman, and I run an (in)famous website called Women Who Run With the Stooges!

Yep, that's right - I've decided it's finally time to move into the 20th century and get me a blog. Who knows, if it woiks out, I might even get into that Twitter thing too (nyuk nyuk)!

Anyway, welcome aboid, knuckleheads! Tell your female Stooge-lovin' pals to come on over! (Stooge-lovin' guys welcome too - but behave!)