Monday, June 22, 2009

The Three Stoogettes!

OK, so here's the basic plot:

Mona, Lori and Curly Joanna are three beauticians who really, really shouldn't have made it through cosmetology school. But they all have rich, indulgent parents, all of whom own stock in the school, so the teachers decided they'd rather license total incompetents than lose their jobs.

So Mo, Lori and Curly set up their own beauty shop, right smack dab in the middle of Beverly Hills. On their first day of business, they offer free permanent waves to all walk-in customers. What a deal! I can't see anything going wrong with that - can you? (nyuk nyuk)

Let's see how the guys handled a similar situation:

Monday, June 1, 2009

We interrupt my plans for an all-female Three Stooges movie (The Three Stoogettes) to bring you ...

... this amazingly cool video which I found on Youtube today!


Meanwhile, the plot's thickenin' - that's "th", not "s" (nyuk nyuk!) - in re: the Three Stoogettes movie! In case you've forgotten, in my last post wayyyy off in the distant past, I promised to reveal my proposed cast.

Well, I'll do that next time. However, let me just say that after her unfortunate breakdown following the RIDICULOUSLY STUPID failure of "Britain's Got Talent" to award her their top prize, I've decided not to cast dear Susan Boyle in the "Larry" role, as I'd originally planned.

Not that I don't think she'd do a super job, but frankly, it looks like she needs some time away from show biz.

Hang in there, sweetie! The whole world knows you got done dirt! Don't let it keep you from recording your album - some of us have already put in
our pre-orders!